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Name: Joy
Country: United States
State: Pennsylvania
Metro: Mechanicsburg
Gender: Female
Interests: music/ playing the drums/ playing basicly any instrument/jesus.....i love jesus/church/singing/playing truth or dare
Expertise: converting oxygen into carbon dioxide......im a pro at that
Occupation: Student
Industry: Nonprofit
Message: message me
AIM:  Leilu608
Yahoo:  Leilu608@yahoo.com
Member Since:
4/2/2005
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| ok im really, extremly, unquestionably bored right now and yeah no one
is on AIM (again)no one is like ever on but w/e ppl gosh. ok so yeah
some coolio quotes here.
- Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
- G. K. Chesterton
A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.
Albert Einstein
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
Albert Einstein
A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges.
Benjamin Franklin
(i like this one cause it has something about food in it)
- If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
- ~Johnny Carson
- It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.
- Jackie Mason
As one grows older, one becomes wiser and more foolish.
Francois De La Rochefoucauld
A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.
Mark Twain
Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
Mark Twain
A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a
picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it
said, "Wish you were here."
Steven Wright
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Steven Wright
Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it.
Steven Wright
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
Steven Wright
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
Steven Wright
How young can you die of old age?
Steven Wright
I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I
turned it on and went to sleep; the record got stuck. The next day I
could only stutter in Spanish.
Steven Wright
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
Steven Wright
Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect
you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate
in your heart will consume you too.
Will Smith
Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like.
Will Smith
A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.
Winston Churchill
ok sry it was soooooooooooo long but i got bored and i have nothing to do right now
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| Its because I'm black isn't it?
"oh you smoke?" let me get a gun & kill u quicker
Sorry if my being a Ninja intimidates you.
I noticed your gangster, Im pretty gangster myself
Damn, It Feels Good To Be Gangsta!
shut up,my mom says im cool
no, i'm not sarcastic...
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Call Me: Frankie
º Thanks I'm a:
girl
º Age:
15
º Location: small
lively town in the middle of PA, called mechanicsburg
º Birthdate: February
11, 1990
º School: MASH (oh my
god ‘burgs in the house!)
º Ethnicity: Romaina
º Height: 5'7’’
º Shoe size: 6 ½
º Hair color: dirty brunett
º Eye color: poo brown
º Style: I don’t wear clothes
º Fears: Happy ppl
HAVE YOU EVER..
º Peed your pants? All the time (I DON’T HAVE A
PROBLEM)
º Fallen off the bed? Maybe
º Fallen for a relative? Maybe (no u sick whore HOLY JESUS
GOD)
º Had plastic surgery? yye
NO
º Broke someone`s heart? Maybe (im a whore remember)
º Had your heart broken? no
º Had a dream come true? Its called mi** (lol jk)
º Done something you regret? YES ( I DON’T HAVE A PROBLEM )
º Cheated on a test? No
º Broken a body
part? Yes, collar
bone
º Got dissed by a
girl/boy? Yes, but then sam got a new hampster
YOU ARE CURRENTLY..
º Wearing?
Nothing (I don’t wear clothes remember, so I have to remind you of everthing)
º Listening to? Frank
º Eating? Food??
º Feeling? HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY
º Reading? nothing
º Chatting with? Jayson and Rio
º Watching? My computer
º Craving? Lol wont u like to know
º Should REALLY be doing? idk
º Thinking About? Wont u like to
know
º Wanting to talk to? Mike
DO YOU..
º Brush your teeth? NO
º Like anybody?
maybe
º Have any piercing? Ears, want more though
º Drive? Not yet J
º Smoke? NEVER
º Drink? Nope but probably will when im famous
º Got a cellphone? No L
º Got a pager? NoL
º drink milk ? YESFRIENDS...
º Do you only hang out
with a certain type? No I love everyone (well almost everyone)
º Do you belong to a
crew? Not really
º Do you hang out with the opposite
sex? Yes sometimes
º Do you consider yourself POPULAR?
With my “click” yeah
º Do you trust your friends? with my life
º Are you a good
friend? YES
º Can you keep
a secret? YES, like the time when kels and holly went to……………..
LAST PERSON U...
º Hugged? holly
º Kissed? MIKE
º Talked to on the phone? mike
º Called you? mike
º You Called? mike
º Yelled at? Keith (god I hate that
kid)
º Checked out? mike
º Tripped? Mike jk idk
OTHER...
º What do you want to
be when you grow up? Bassest or Drummer to my band Emergency Exit
º What was the worst
day of your life? The day kelli left L
º What is your most embarrassing story?
Well this one time we were playing true or dare and…………….
º What has been the best day of your life? Sunday the 12
º What comes first in
your life? Family and friends and music
º Do you have a
boyfriend/girlfriend/crush? YES
º If you had an extra
set of eyes were would you put them? On my hand
º What do you
usually think about before you go to bed? Going to bed
º Did you lose
someone you really loved? Yes
º How many times have
you fallen deeply in love? idk
º Love your family? yes
º Love your
friends? YES
º Have you fought? With?
º What are you addicted to? Music, sam’s guitar (lol David and now hes
mine)
º Want to move? To
a dif house in mech
FAVORITE...
º Movie: Mr. and Mrs. Smith
or Star Wars
º Song: idk
º Group: COLDPLAY
the greastest band eva
º Singer: will, leader singer of
Coldplay
º Store: AE?
º Relative: ??
º Sport: v-ball
º Vacation Spot: ocean city
º Ice Cream Flavor: choclate (any type)
º Fruit: ??
º Candy: all
º Food: almost anything (slushi lol)
º Class: german lol
º Holiday: Thanksgiving (ya’ll know y)
º Day of the Week: weekend
º Color: orange
º Magazine: ??
º Name for a Girl: jamie
º Name for a Boy: ??
º Favorite spot for a date: movies, or
just hanging out
º Favorite spot for an anniversary: ??
º Favorite resturant: Wendy’s
YOU LIKE TO......
º Like to give hugs?
Yes
º Like to give
kisses? idk
º Like to walk in
the rain? HELL YEAH love the rain
º Prefer black
or blue pens? blue
º Dress up on Halloween? no
º Have a job? I don’t understand the question
º Like to travel? Yes
º Like someone? yes
º Sleep on your side, tummy or back? tummy
º Think you're attractive? HELL YEAH im
so hott
º Want to marry? yeah, IM GOING TO
MARRY DAVID DESROSIERS!!!! (HEAR THAT SAM WHAT NOW)
º Have a goldfish? I did
º Ever have the falling dream? yes
º Have A stuffed animals? No like 20
º Go on vacation? YES
WHICH ONE?...
º Pierced nose or
tongue? nose
º Single or taken? Taken (I would like to be
at least)
º MTV or BET? MTV
º The OC or One
Tree Hill? idk
º Sugar or salt? sugar
º Silver or gold? silver
º Chocolate or flowers? flowers
º Color or Black-and-white photos? depends
º M&M's or Skittles? skittles
º Stay up late or sleep in? stay up late
º Hot or cold? Cold
º Sunset or sunrise ? Sunset.
º Left or Right? left
º Mustard or ketchup? ketchup
º Spring or Fall? spring
º Give or receive? give
º Happy or sad? happy
º McDonald's or Burger King? Wendy’s
º Mexican or Italian food? ??
º Lights on or off? off
º Candy or soda? Candy (need to cut back though cause im fat)jk
º Pepsi or Coke?coke
WHAT.....
º Annoys you? Ex’s(he’s
such a jerk)
º Gets your
attention? Im easily ammused
º Catches your heart? Lol wouldn’t u
like to know
º Was the stupidest
thing youve done? U
don’t want to know
º Was the nastiest thing youve done? Wouldn’t u like to know ;)
º Farthest youve gon wit a boy/girl? Wouldn’t u like to know
º Was the one thing you wish you didnt
do? Go out with my now ex (I hate him, he's a jerk)
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| QUOTES:
- Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
- Mark Twain
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
- Groucho Marx
I often quote myself, it adds spice to my conversation.
- George Bernard Shaw
You must believe in free will; there is no choice.
Isaac Bashevis Singer
(1904-1991)
Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people
we've been bombing over the years been complaining?
George Wallace
- If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
- Albert Einstein
- A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
- Sir Winston Churchill
- God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
- Benjamin Franklin
I want to know God's thoughts... the rest are details.
~ Albert Einstein
Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both
together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul
of genius.
~ Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
I made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it short.
~ Blaise Pascal
There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.
~ Anonymous
The 12-step chocoholics program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!
~ Terry Moore
Always forgive your enemies -- Nothing annoys them so much.
~ Oscar Wilde
You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.
~ George Burns
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
~ Robert Orben
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want -- an adorable pancreas?
~ Jean Kerr
Cheer up! The worst is yet to come!
~ Mark Twain
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding he sings.
~ Edward Gardner
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
~ Oliver Herford
Funny and good quotes sry its so long got bored.
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